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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Bush thinks We'll Thank God for Iraq

What I read here is this:

There will be an oil shortage soon. Americans will thank God that we colonized that nation and have their oil, or else our industries would fail and our economy and nation would crumble.

Ahem. You brutish barbarian. You Nero-like swine. You should hang in Brussels. Leave those poor sandies alone and stop relying on the charity of the earth's carbon fuels for your support. Stop hiding that fact from others. Stop fighting over the remaining oil supplies.

You love all of those things.

Cover your face in shame.


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